So as you can tell from the pictures above, I went to New York City for the holiday season to spend Christmas with Erlend (the boyf in the yellow beanie above) and his parents. His parents have a lovely place in the Upper West Side, and, fortunately enough, appreciate me and Erlend’s penchant to eat everything in sight. Together, the four of us ATE ALL THE THINGS, including stops at Momofuku Ssam and Milk Bar, Marco’s in Prospect Heights, Aamann Copenhagen and more.
And of course, no trip to NYC is complete without a food tour. Here are all the places I dragged Erlend to, in alphabetical order… you’re in for a ride! I took a LOT of photos during this trip, so don’t be surprised if you’ll be doing a lot of scrolling. Ready? Okay:
Bouchon Bakery in Columbus Circle, Manhattan
So, for those of you with a good memory will remember that I actually visited Thomas Keller’s Bouchon Bakery during my previous visit to New York back in May. I enjoyed their baked goods so much that I wanted to go back. Their baked goods are HUGE, with a chocolate chip cookie the size of my face and macarons the size of my palm:
Okay, first of all, pictures of ME eating a cookie! Rarely do you ever see me on this blog — normally I’m the one behind the camera. Admittedly not the most flattering pictures, but whatever. I was too distracted by the giant cookie to look at the camera, as you can tell. It’s almost like you can see me thinking about my plan of attack.
Now let’s talk about these macarons. They are probably some of my favorite macarons I’ve ever had. They are literally the size of your palm, and for $3.50. The best part? If you get a fruit flavored one, they have a dollop of tart jam in the center to balance out the sweetness. In the pictures above, Erlend’s holding a pistachio one on the left, and I’m holding their Christmas special, which was a cranberry flavored macaron with cream cheese frosting and cranberry jam in the center. So, so good. You guys don’t even KNOW.
So, hype meter is running high here — celebrity chef (Thomas Keller), best selling cookbook, and locations in all the hip places. Worth it? I say yes, especially if you’re fond of macarons, croissants and chocolate chip cookies.

Dominique Ansel Bakery in Soho, Manhattan

Undoubtedly, most of you guys have heard of Dominique Ansel Bakery since he’s the famous pastry chef who invented the infamous donut. And no, I did NOT get up at some ungodly hour and even attempt to line up for a cronut, because screw that. As awesome as a croissant-donut hybrid is, I was on vacation and I was not getting up before 9AM.

So instead I waltzed in at around 2PM in the afternoon and decided that I was going to get the next best thing at the bakery: a Kouign Amann. Unfortunately, they were sold out of that too. In fact, they were sold out of almost everything! Because truth be told, the bakery was kind of a disorganized clusterf*ck, mostly consisting of a long corridor and an even longer line. There was lots of pushing and yelling at the staff by customers. Yikes. I panic ordered and got a “Magic Soufflé”, which their menu describes as “an entire Grand Marnier chocolate soufflé baked inside an orange blossom brioche”, made to order:

Again, I was disappointed by the pastry. I guess my reading comprehension skills were a little off that day, but for some reason, I was envisioning something more akin to a chocolate croissant — that is, melted and gooey chocolate in the center of the brioche, as opposed to chocolate bread. But after doing some research, it seems like I waited too long to eat my Magic Soufflé. According to Serious Eats, I had let it sit too long and allowed the molten center to bake through and turn into chocolate cake? Oh well.

My friend Vikram, however, got a Lychee Coconut Pavlova that was much more exciting (if a little too sweet):

So again, let’s talk about the hype. Was there any other bakery that received more hype than Dominique Ansel this year? No probably not. But was it worth it?

Overall, I feel like Dominique Ansel’s bakery was kind of a victim of its own success. Although the desserts were pretty good, I felt like they were mostly gimmicky and looked better than they tasted. To top it off, the bakery’s ambiance kinda ruined it all. If you’re fine with long lines and unruly crowds, by all means, give it a go. But I’m going to have to give this a pass. Not worth the hype.

Doughnut Plant in the Lower East Side, Manhattan

Doughnut Plant came highly recommended to us by Erlend’s parents. A family business that started in 1994, Doughnut Plant has since expanded and provides donuts for places like Dean and Deluca and other fancy grocers and cafes.

The bakery is known for its filled cake donuts with original flavors. These cake donuts are unique in that their filling is piped throughout the donut’s circle, ensuring you get filling with each bite. Below is the seasonal Marzipan flavor, along with my favorite, Tres Leches:

Doughnut Plant also claims to be the inventor of the first ever Creme Brûlée donut; that is, a vanilla custard filled mini donut, topped off with brûléed sugar that actually crunches when you take a bite:

Now I’m not sure what the hype factor of this place is, but I really liked their creative flavors. I recommend this place, but with a warning: these aren’t your average Dunkin Donuts type donuts. These are fancy gourmet cake donuts, which has a different flavor from traditional yeasted donuts. But go and get the Tres Leches or the Creme Brûlée — you probably won’t regret it.

Ladurée in the Upper East Side, Manhattan

Yep, this is the famous macaron house that dates all the way back to 1862. According to this New York Times article, Ladurée was first established as an ALL MEN’S tea room (that is, no women allowed!) near the Place de la Concorde in Paris back in 1862. The bakery was responsible for the macaron as we know it, replacing the traditionally round cakes with the sandwich cookies that we know today.

The New York location is located on the ritzy Madison Ave in the Upper East Side, just a stone’s throw away from stores like Chanel and Christian Loboutin. When we went, there was a long line outside the store (which resembled a jewel box). Grumbling, Erlend and I got in the long line, wondering if it was worth it to wait in the rain. And so was it?

Oh yes, yes it was.

The macarons, at $2.70 a piece, were surprisingly cheap considering their quality and the fact that they are flown in from Paris every day. From left to right, these were the flavors we got: chocolate, pistachio, salted caramel, chestnut, praline, raspberry, rose petal, and orange blossom.

I was especially partial to the rose petal, orange blossom, and pistachio flavors. I’d never had an orange blossom flavored macaron before, and I loved its delicate, citrusy flavor. It wasn’t too florally or perfumey either. The pistachio one was another winner. Most pistachio macarons tend to run dry, but Ladurée’s was perfectly textured with a flavor that almost tasted like marzipan.

So with the hypemeter running at an all-time high with Ladurée (these are said to be some of the most famous macarons in the world, with over 15,000 sold every day), I’m pleased to report that yep, these macarons DID live up to the hype! Yay!

Little Cupcake Bakeshop in Nolita, Manhattan

So of all the bakeries I wanted to visit on this trip, the Little Cupcake Bakeshop was probably the least famous. I wandered into it by chance when I was last in New York, peeked in through the windows, but never got to try a cupcake. When I got home, I was intrigued by their website (like… why is Giselle the supermodel posing for this neighborhood bakery?) and subsequently put it on my list of places to visit on my next trip to New York. Since then, the cupcake store has been featured in a deleted scene for Girls (of course).

I ordered three cupcakes — a Brooklyn Blackout cupcake, a Red Velvet cupcake, and the somewhat mysterious Blue Velvet cupcake. I was hoping that the Blue Velvet cupcake would be an exotic new flavor, but unfortunately, it was actually just Red Velvet with blue food coloring. Oh well. Excellent Brooklyn Blackout cupcake, however.

No hype here, so here’s my 2 cents: if you’re in the neighborhood (which you should check out anyway, Nolita’s adorable), stop by and grab the Brooklyn Blackout. But overall, it’s probably not worth traveling for — cupcakes are everywhere these days, and there’s nothing distinguishing this shop from its counterparts… except for the fact that Giselle is modelling their cupcakes? Which I still can’t figure out why? Oh well.

Van Leeuwen Ice Cream in the East Village, Manhattan

Van Leeuwen’s is another neighborhood place that I came across by chance. Vikram, one of my good friends that I’ve known since middle school, lives a few buildings down from the cafe and often hangs out in their inviting space:

Van Leeuwen’s was a nice change of pace from the other bakeries we visited. It was a lot quieter and we were actually able to relax and catch up with Vikram as opposed to standing in long lines and dealing with bustling crowds. And let’s not forget that Van Leeuwen’s makes killer ice cream:

In the pictures above, Erlend is devouring a sugar cane and pistachio ice cream cone. The pistachio ice cream was especially delicious, made from really high quality Italian pistachios that are only imported every 6 months or so and cost something like $95 for 4 ounces. Not bad for a $3 cone! Definitely check out this place if you’re in the East Village.


Baohaus in the East Village, Manhattan 

Oh my god, bao! Steamed fluffy Asian buns with fillings like slow-braised pork belly and five-spice fried chicken. Why isn’t there a place to get bao in Portland? WHY?!

Shake Shack in Madison Square Park, Manhattan

You’ve heard of Shake Shack, yes? Delicious burgers, fries, frozen custards and shakes. Long line, but oh so worth it. Pro tip —get a double burger because a single’s not gonna be enough. Trust me on that one.


Because obviously we didn’t do enough eating and needed to dedicate whole day trips to it:

Flushing Neighborhood in Queens

Okay, so Flushing is kind of a trek — it’s the last stop on the 7 train. But oh my god, if you’re an adventurous eater, you have to go. Flushing is home to one of the largest and fastest growing Chinese enclaves outside of Asia, and it’s got killer Chinese food. Just walk up to any stall or stand and enjoy yourself. To wit — a few years ago, Erlend and I found this gem of window on Roosevelt Ave a few blocks from the metro station:

That yep, you guessed it, sells Peking duck buns for a dollar each. A DOLLAR. They are absolutely, unbelievably, indescribably delicious — not even the picture below does them any justice:

While I am happy to travel on the subway for an hour just to get a box of these buns, Erlend is especially partial to this, uh, “secret” food court. I use parentheses around the word secret because, well, I’m not exactly sure what it’s called. The name on the entryway sign reads “Golden Mall”, but really, past the entryway are a set of stairs that lead into a cramped, windowless basement:

Inside the basement are different stalls and vendors serving all sorts of Chinese deliciousness, like hand-pulled noodles, fresh rolled dumplings and pork belly cooked in more ways than you can even imagine:

This basement is also the home of the original Xi’an Famous Foods, a once-tiny shop made famous by Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations show. The restaurant serves up foods from China’s western Shaanxi province and is famous for dishes like spicy cumin lamb burgers and hand-pulled noodles:

Since then, Xi’an Famous Foods has expanded to several Manhattan outposts with great success. I believe that, with the exception of the Flushing location, all other Xi’an Famous Foods outposts have their noodles hand-pulled in the same kitchen. The Flushing location is the only branch that still handpulls their noodles on-site! Another reason to justify the hour+ train ride out to Flushing.

Smorgasburg in Williamsburg, Brooklyn

Smorgasburg is a market that brings together different food vendors every weekend at various locations in Brooklyn. It’s normally outdoors (I actually went to the outdoor one back in May, back when it was still just the Brooklyn Flea), but in the wintertime, they move into a huge warehouse.

If you’re a serious food lover, Smorgasburg is NOT to be missed. It was overwhelming being in there, and reminded me a lot of the Night Market at Feast Portland (a food festival I attended earlier this year). Most of the food is fusion cuisine, featuring famous vendors like Asia Dog to Adobo Shack. And perhaps the most famous fusion item there is the infamous ramen burger:

Yep, that’s right. A ramen burger. Meaning a regular burger, but instead of being sandwiched by hamburger buns, the burger is sandwiched by RAMEN:

Okay, so I made the rookie mistake of ordering from the first few stalls I saw as opposed to walking around and figuring out what I wanted. By the time I saw the ramen burger, I was two strawberry champagne macarons, one BBQ sandwich and half of an adobo rice bowl deep. I could not make room in my stomach to try this delicacy. Shame on me, I know.

But eitherway, as I said before, you can find all sorts of food being sold — from BBQ to bubble tea, lobster rolls to pupusas. I’ll let the pictures speak for themselves:

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